Like Steroids*
For Business
more predictable, less stressful, and more fun.
- 4.8 stars out of 4,576 reviews
We get it.
Growing a business is hard. Really hard.
You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.
Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.
As your hair goes fifty-shades-of-grey from all the uncertainty.
And to top it all off.
You’re being pulled in a bazillion and one directions.
Ohmygawd!
Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?
Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?
What about chatbots?
Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots…lemme give ‘em a go.
Actually….should I run some ads? Drop $3k on a logo? Post on LinkedIn five times per day?
Ah, got it! What about building a ‘beautiful’ shiny new website?
Yep! That’s it!
That’s just what I need to get more customers.
*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*
Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of shiny object syndrome, mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.
And they end up doing a little bit of this…a little bit of that.
Soon, they’re tearing out their hair with all the things they “have to” do.
We call this shit show, a “rats nest”.
Also known as hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
And we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.
But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.
You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.
Even though you put in a backbreaking amount of effort…
Pushing, shoving, scratching, clawing and hustling your face off to get here.
Or maybe you’re flying…and you simply want more.
More security.
More money.
More freedom.
More memories.
More time with your family.
More legroom.
More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you…
We’ve got good news for you…
‘Cause soon you’ll be feeling like “hey, I got this”.
You’ll be waking up every morning to an inbox that’s bursting with eager-to-buy leads.
You’ll be consistently and predictably getting more new customers than you possibly know what to do with.
Regardless of what’s going on with the economy.
And you won’t have to spend your weekends worrying about work anymore.
Everything will be dialled in and running smoothly.
You’ll be in control and a sense of calm will wash over you.
And it all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…
*cue angels singing*
Our Offering
Hire us to do it for you
Agency
- 4.5 stars out of 4,576 reviews
Learn how to do it yourself
Courses
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Grow 10X Faster,
Better, Smarter.
Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself – for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).
Revenue Generated
Size Of Our Platform
Our Reach
Battle Tested
The Most Ruthlessly Effective Platform For Rapidly Scaling Businesses On Planet Earth
There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today. Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $7.8 billion (with a B) for our clients, in 1067 different industries and niches.
Brand Experience
No more ‘hoping-and-praying’
The Power Is In The Platform
Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying’…. by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves – for the very first time. We call this “guesswork”. It’s unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).
- 4.5 stars out of 383 reviews
We Literally Wrote The Book On…
How To Get As Many Clients, Customers And Sales As You Can Possibly Handle
Sell Like Crazy shot up from being ranked 90,000 on the day of release, to a #1 international Amazon bestseller in its first day. This book is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular.
You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow sales for your business…in most cases, without spending a cent more on advertising.
- 4.8 stars out of 4,193 reviews
Domenic Varese, Marketing Manager, Metricon
Frequently Asked Questions
A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting.
We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROI possible using the most effective marketing strategies available.
Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.
Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you.
Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROI that will leave you shouting from the rooftops? We can work with you.
Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.
Why are burritos delicious? Why is water wet? No, but seriously. Instead of using this little section of content to spam you with humblebrags, let us just say this… Marketers lie, numbers don’t.
So instead of trying to convince you, we’re the best digital marketing agency around…here are the stats:
- $7.8 billion in sales generated.
- 1067 different industries and niches.
- 1,852 reviews (average of 4.7 stars)
- 38 millionaires created.
- 6x 8 figure clients created.
- #17 fastest growing company in Australia (ranked by the AFR)
- #1 fastest growing agency (3 years in a row)
You see, most digital marketing agencies talk a good game, but when is all said and done, they don’t use the very same internet marketing services they prescribe to their clients (digital marketing, SEO, Facebook ads and sales funnel etc) to grow their own business.
Which is HUGE telltale sign to run for the hills!
Anyhoo. If you’re looking for a digital marketing company that’s worth its weight…You should go check out our reviews here and see all the nice things our clients have said about the work we do.
We offer guarantees for all of our traffic sources. Whether it’s Google Ads, Facebook marketing, or SEO, we put our money where our mouth is; if we don’t hit our agreed-upon targets, we don’t get paid.
This is like asking “how long is a piece of string” as there is no right answer. The answer depends on YOUR BUSINESS. We treat every business differently because no two businesses – even if they operate in the same industry – are the same. Let’s apply that logic to your business and that of your biggest competitor. Yes, you’re targeting the same audience and you offer a similar product or service but that’s it. Their website is developed differently to yours. It could be older/younger than your site. They might have more/less backlinks and they might have better/worse conversion rates compared to your site. A strategy that involves an intensive link building and content marketing campaign might be all you need whilst your competitor might make more gains investing in Google Ads. The list of differences go on and on.
The key takeaway here is we know that one size DOES NOT fit all, which is why we curate custom strategies for each of our clients to fit their exact needs. Our goal is to skyrocket their online presence into the stratosphere and we’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal.
